34 Weeks
*Updated with a photo for Stacey and Greis*
So, this week I will officially be 34 weeks pregnant. Which technically means I have another 6ish weeks before I give birth.
Except that both of my boys arrived at the 37 week mark. Which, if you do the math, means I only have THREE WEEKS until I give birth.
Now, I realize that just because it happened the first two times doesn’t mean it will happen this time. Kung Fu Fetus might be perfectly content to hang out where he is until the calendar says it’s time for him to arrive. But I can’t really bank on that.
Which means I have some stuff to get done in the next few weeks. Like, wash all my newborn clothes. Because even though it’ll be late summer, I’m pretty sure he’ll need some clothes to wear.
I also need to wash all my slipcovers and blankets and crib sheets and tiny baby car seat fitter thingy and GAH. I have a lot of laundry to do! And I don’t have any baby detergent!
Speaking of car seats, I have to fetch my infant seat from the garage and adjust the straps to fit a tiny baby! Because I’m going to have a tiny baby! In a few short weeks!
Do you see how my mind works lately?
The good news is that he kind of sort of officially has a name! Which I’m not going to share with you until he’s born, but it takes a load off of my mind.
Except it really doesn’t, because now instead of trying to come up with a name, I spend my time saying the name, spelling the name, thinking about nicknames and trying to figure out what asshole children will change the name to to make fun of him when he’s 12.
DJ is especially good at that part because when he was 12, apparently he WAS an asshole child. I know, I’m just as shocked as you are.
In other news, Zach starts preschool a week from Tuesday. I’m excited for him, because I know he’s ready and he’ll have a blast.
Dylan starts kindergarten in a month. He and I did some quick back to school shopping yesterday. We bought a pair of jeans, a backpack and some school supplies. As we were walking to the register to pay, he said “Is this all a kindergartner needs?”
I WISH, dude. But I’m pretty sure you’ll need more. Also, I have no freaking clue what a kindergartner needs. NONE. This is new territory for me, too
And, I just registered Dylan for soccer. I know NOTHING about soccer, but some of his t-ball buddies played it, so he wanted to play it. It starts right around when the baby is due. I predict I’ll either be in labor at the first game, or I’ll be toting a tiny newborn around the soccer field.
I’m starting to realize that baby number three and I aren’t going to have any of the luxuries, like staying home and napping all day, that I had with babies number one and two. Oh well. He’ll never know the difference, right?
I feel like I’m entering this whole new area of my life. And I can’t get a handle on any of it. It’s one giant unknown up ahead.
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