I have so many things rattling around in my brain right now that I can’t put together a cohesive thought. What’s new with that you ask? Well, first I say “bite me” and second I say “my brain is on overload, as opposed to being on underload, which is usually the case.” Again…bite me.

In an effort to share with you the itty bitty random-itty things rattling around up there, I present you with a bullet post. You. Are. Welcome.

  • Dylan broke my sunglasses today. Little bastard.
  • I’ve spent a good part of my day writing emails to companies (should that be “company’s”? I can’t figure it out) asking for them to give me free stuff to give away on AllMediocre. No one has responded yet. Bastards. As if they have something better to do than to write me back ASAP that they’d LOVE to give me free stuff. What-ever.
  • Dear aforementioned comapnies (company’s): I’m just kidding. I totally love you. Take all the time you need. But be quick about it, please. I have no patience.
  • Speaking of free stuff: I REALLY want a new camera. Sony-listen up. You gave 14 lovely “mommy bloggers” a trip to San Diego and THREE free cameras. What’s one more camera for little ole me? Email me at meghan(at)amomtwoboys(dot)com for my shipping address. KThanks.
  • Nikon-Sony neglected to include me! Don’t you want to be the Knight in Shining Armor to come to my camera rescue? Again…email me at the address above for my shipping address. KThanks.
  • Canon- see above & above that. KThanks.
  • I lowered Zach’s crib mattress today. It’s something I’ve been meaning to do for a while, but kept putting off. I finally did it and, I kid you not, as I was finishing up he did this:

    • Good timing on my part, no?

    *shot with my 4 year old Kodak Point & Shoot. GOOOO KODAK!

  • I was trying to clean today and the aforementioned baby was driving me nuts. My solution? First, I stuck him in his exersaucer OUTSIDE with his brother. Don’t get all uppity with me, he was in the shade and was 3 feet from the open door. After that stopped working? Wooden Spoon. Perfect choice. Kept him occupied and happy. The photographic evidence, once again shot with my 4 year old KODAK point & shoot (GOOOOO Kodak!):

  • I really wish Zach would smile more. His crappy attitude and constant frown are really starting to get me down. You see what I mean?

  • That photo was ALSO shot with my 4 year old Kodak Point & Shoot. GOOOOO KODAK!
  • Is that getting old yet? Because until I get a new camera, I’m going to do that with EVERY picture I put up.
  • I suggest you start a petition to distribute and send to some other camera makers (see above). It’s up to them to get me to stop that annoying little camera plug. It’s in your hands now, dear readers.
  • Grandma Nancy is (hopefully) coming into town this weekend! And she’s bringing Grandpa Dick! So yay! Dylan is hopeful that Buddy is coming as well. So is Tahoe.
  • In anticipation of their visit, I bought good wine. A whopping $13.00 bottle, which pretty much doubles what I would normally spend. A classy, high-roller I am!
  • Sadly, I spent $8.00 on a GLASS of the same wine last time we were out to dinner. NOT a good deal on my part.
  • I’m working on putting together a post I’m calling “The This Post” which is going to BLOW your minds.
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