My baby is 9 months old.  Actually, technically he’s 9 1/2 months old.  Details, Details. 

He looks a little something like this:

He went to his well baby check today.  No shots!  Yay!  In 9 months, he’s gone from 7lbs 1oz to 20lbs 1 oz and from 20 inches to 28.5 inches. 

He’s adding to the two teeth he already has.  It looks a little something like this:

 

Can you see the swollen, bruisiness that is a new tooth shoving it’s way through his gums?  Right up there?  At the top on your right?  His left?  Ouch. 

And kindly ignore the “man hands” I posess in this photo.  Note to self: Get a manicure.

He also started doing this:

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Yesterday.  From army crawl to full-on crawl in 0 to 60.  WTF Nature? 

Ahhh…my baby is growing up.  I love, love, love this age.  He’s so fun and sweet and active and adorable.  And also a total pain in the ass at times, but all the adorableness of the other times makes up for it. 

His brother, though?  Right now he’s piss & vinegar.  Whoever invented the term “Terrible Two’s” totally jumped the gun and had CLEARLY never had a three year old.  They’re evil.  Posessed by some demonic force that turns them from cute and entertaining to evil and brattish with the flip of a switch.  He argues, he lolly-gags, he whines, he pitches fits, he cries.  I know he’s done something bad when he comes into the room and says “I love you Mommy.  I love you.”  or “I was just…”  As in “I was just feeding Tahoe an entire brand new jumbo sized bag of jumbo sized dog biscuits.  Cause he was hungry.  Even though 30 seconds ago you clearly told me NOT to give him ANY.  I love you Mommy.  Mommy….I love you.  I’m sorry Mommy.”  And then?  Last night he added “Don’t spank me Mommy” to the mix.  I’ve spanked him ONE time recently, a week ago today due to the above referenced dog bone incident.  And it wasn’t even a good one because he was walking away from me (to his room for a timeout) and I swatted at him and pretty much missed. 

In case you’re wondering, Tahoe spent a good part of that night outside…poor dog had HORRIBLE gastrointestinal “issues” for a couple of days.  On the upside, though, our grass is nicely fertilized.  So there’s that.  And this:
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Collectively now…”Awwww.”

And in the latest development in the life and times of the G-Wine Posse:

Success! Finally!

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So, he must have telepathically known what I was writing about him and knew, subconsciously, that he needed to redeem himself.  And redeem himself, he did.

Tomorrow: Camera update.  I know you’re excited.  So. Am. I.

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