Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Big?
Part 1 Of “DJ Goes to Vegas” can be found here. Part 2 is here.
THIS is what DJ got me from Vegas:
Dylan got a t-shirt from MGM grand with a lion on it and Zach got a onesie that says “Mommy drinks because I cry-Las Vegas.” Which is kind of true.
P.S. Don’t answer the question posed in the title. Unfortunately, I already know the answer.
P.P.S. That is also the first photo I’ve shared with you that was taken with my new camera! Ha! More to come!
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amanda on 10 Jun 2008 at 11:04 am #
well… at least he thinks you’re a knock out, right?
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Quart on 10 Jun 2008 at 11:39 am #
I guess if I had an ass like that I’d take a picture of it too! Do you really think that’s what dad had in mind when he got you the camera? Now you have to wear them while carrying Zach in his new shirt. You’ll be like Phoebe with her leather pants and tequila.
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HRH on 10 Jun 2008 at 11:39 am #
You are super HOT.
Your camera ROCKS…did you take that yourself which I am trying to imagine how you did that…
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Cassie on 10 Jun 2008 at 1:04 pm #
Man, I was hoping you would say he brought you back a Hooters shirt! These are almost as good though!
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Denise @ EatPlayLove on 10 Jun 2008 at 1:04 pm #
Wow.. my hubby luckily brought me home a necklace from his last trip to Vegas in April. Not quite sure I could pull off such pants. You do one heck of a job… Very brave woman you are!
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stefanie on 10 Jun 2008 at 1:38 pm #
It’s not really brave to take a photo of your ass when it looks that good. Now, if I took a picture of mine and posted it on your blog, THAT would be brave. Seriously though, those are very cute sweats. I want some.
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Your other aunt on 10 Jun 2008 at 2:21 pm #
I laughed so hard I cried!
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Alice on 10 Jun 2008 at 3:00 pm #
I agree with whoever said that I’d take a pic of my backside if it looked like that. Who wants to see my sausage casing?
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papa-oomau-al on 10 Jun 2008 at 3:09 pm #
Didn’t Phoebe also say something like, “MY EYES!!MY EYES!!” (How about that — a ‘Friends’ reference from an unexpected source).
JUST KIDDING! You look great, and Court is correct — this isn’t exactly what I expected with the camera, but ya gotta start somewhere. Try pointing it toward the boys, maybe…
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Z on 10 Jun 2008 at 4:42 pm #
well… at least it’s not a Hooters shirt, right?
And your rear? Is amazing. Stop fishing for compliments!
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mamagingertree on 10 Jun 2008 at 4:45 pm #
Do you want to trade butts?
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Meghan on 10 Jun 2008 at 4:48 pm #
Ahhh…I love hearing how amazing my rear is. Trust me…the black is slimming. And you can’t see the cellulite through the fabric. The “KnockOut” thing, though? Doesn’t do anything for the “width” except for make it look WIDE.
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Meghan on 10 Jun 2008 at 4:50 pm #
Just email me the picture when you’ve got it.
That’s now a half bad idea…you know how a bunch of bloggers were taking photos of themselves first thing in the morning? I could start a weekly thing of posting a picture of someone’s ass. It could be totally anonymous. I’ll have to see if anyone’s interested.
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christy on 10 Jun 2008 at 5:34 pm #
Seriously? You stayed home with the kids, while he went out partying, and you got a pair of pants?
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Grandmaother on 10 Jun 2008 at 8:03 pm #
OMG! At first I thought it was a picture of me in my Las Vegas Knockout pants….
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JCK on 10 Jun 2008 at 9:44 pm #
I’d be braggin’ about that knockout ass if I were you.
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Jill on 10 Jun 2008 at 11:14 pm #
What a perfectly sized tushie… just enough room to precisely place the words Knockout. Was that referring to your tushie too?
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Sarah on 11 Jun 2008 at 7:24 am #
Oh.My.Heavens.
I think I’d smack my hubby if he came back with just that. I guess the sentiment was there…but oy. Sometimes it’s NOT the thought that counts *lol*
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Jess on 11 Jun 2008 at 11:02 am #
OMG I can’t believe he brought you that back. I would definitely smack my hubby if he did that.
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Jennifer H on 11 Jun 2008 at 12:46 pm #
If my ass looked like that, I would post a photo of it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Still envious o f your new camera, too!
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Jasmine on 11 Jun 2008 at 2:35 pm #
Of course the pants don’t make your ass look big, because it’s not. You’re tiny and adorable, but you can still come walk with me while I work off my baby belly
You crack me up!
Um, I’m soooo excited for your new camera and think that we should have some wine-drinkin’, appetizer eatin’, picture takin’ fun one of these days. Or not take pictures.
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Meghan on 11 Jun 2008 at 3:40 pm #
Jasmine,
I’m totally up for walking with you again because I still have a baby belly too…you just have to remind me because I forget. Not about the baby belly-about the walking. The baby belly I’m constantly reminded of!
And Hell Yeah, we’ll do some wine drinkin’ and appetizer eatin’ again soon…like next week?! Are you coming to Water Day tomorrow?
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Headless Mom on 11 Jun 2008 at 7:23 pm #
I was in Vegas last weekend, too. Did not come back with near the stash as he did. Candy for the kids, and a big fat ZERO in winnings.
*sigh*
At least the ‘big, fat’ does NOT in any way shape or form refer to your butt. IT DOES NOT!! Mine continues to grow, again, but obviously not yours.
!Oh! Sorry. We were talking about you…
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lceel on 11 Jun 2008 at 7:23 pm #
That is not a fat ass. I know a fat ass when i see a fat ass and that is DEFINITELY not a fat ass. Having said that, i can’t tell you what I really think because your husband will find me and shorten my lifespan considerably. If SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed) doesn’t do it for him.
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Ann on 11 Jun 2008 at 7:27 pm #
I AM going to comment on your ass bc your ass looks great – and small! So there you go! And congrats on the camera. You will LOVE IT. I have the D40 and want to have an affair with it.
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Lulu on 13 Jun 2008 at 11:18 am #
Oh no, he didn’t!
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Good Mom / Bad Mom on 15 Jun 2008 at 12:34 pm #
BS Sunday, part I’m-not-sure…
Once again, it’s Sunday and it’s time to fish your bra out of the aquarium and recover from last night by catching up on some of the great stuff you may have missed on the web this week. Visit, comment,……
Jenny, Bloggess & Bad Mom on 15 Jun 2008 at 12:53 pm #
At least you have the ass to pull it off.
PS. Featured on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle.
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