H(O)(O)TERS
Part One Of “DJ’s Goes To Vegas” can be found HERE
You know…as in the restaurant who’s logo l(o)(o)ks like an owl with big (0) (0) eyes, except that the eyes look just like breasts & nipples. Coincidentally, of course. And the place where the waitresses all wear low cut tops and skimpy little shorts. And one of the requirements for being hired, I assume, is that you are at least a 36(D)(D).
Apparently they also have a Casino-Hotel just off the strip. And for the low, low price of $30.(0)(0) per night, YOU T(0)(0) can stay in one of their shitty lovely r(o)(o)ms.
No really, you can. Just check out Hotels.com, type in Las Vegas and B(O)(O)M-you’re directed to a slew of affordable, decent hotels. But wait…what one do you pick. I mean…really. There are just T(0)(0) many to choose from. The Stratosphere jumps out at you at $36.(0)(0) a night. Circus Circus is only $37.(0)(0). Tropicana $38.25. But WAIT! What’s that? H(O)(O)ters Casino Hotel? Now THAT’S intriguing. I mean, really. Why on EARTH would you spend a ridiculous $8.25 more for a tried and true classic like the Tropicana, which is ON THE STRIP, when you could save yourself all that money and stay at H(0)(0)ters, just off the strip. The choice is clear. Apparently.
So, they stayed at H(0)(0)ters, which (GASP!) wasn’t as nice as they expected. But, they took care of that by drinking way t(o)(o) much, gambling way t(o)(o) poorly, driving go-carts, hitting golf balls, and causing trouble in general.
While they were gone, us crazy wives got together with the kids and had take-n-bake (which I managed to set on FIRE) pizza and ice cream sandwiches. With the kids. Oh, the joys.
But WAIT! There’s more! Daddy’s finally on his way home! Dylan can hardly contain his excitement! Especially when Mommy tells him that Daddy probably got him a gift! “An airplane toy? I think he got me an airplane toy!” The boy was excited! Mommy was excited…because she probably got a gift too!
What were our gifts? That, my friends, you’ll have to wait until Tuesday to find out, when I bring you Part 3 of our 3 Part Series, “DJ Goes To Vegas”.
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Kelly on 08 Jun 2008 at 7:24 pm #
OK, I’m going to guess he got the kids a h(O)(O)ters magnet for the fridge or a snow globe with floating b(O)(O)bies. I hope he isn’t dumb enough to get you a h(o)(o)ters shirt or a signed poster. So, my hope for you is that he won big and got you a diamond pendant!!!
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Cathy on 08 Jun 2008 at 7:41 pm #
Really? Hooters? Ugh.
Though I have to admit, sometimes I’ll suggest we go there for dinner, because, I actually enjoy their food. But, I did learn they have take-out and lately I’ve been picking up dinner and dining at home.
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stefanie on 08 Jun 2008 at 8:11 pm #
Aha, you opened comments! What is this mediocre bloggers thang and what is Alltop? Am I out of the loop or what? And your font is growing on me.
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Meghan on 08 Jun 2008 at 8:13 pm #
Cathy-
My 91 year old Grandmothers Red Hat Lady group ate at Hooter’s not long ago. They had a lovely time. All of the waitresses fawned all over this group of geriatric red-hat wearing women. I wish I could have snuck in to get some pictures.
And I really have nothing against Hooters. I’ve never eaten there, or even been in one. It’s just too funny that they have a hotel and that the guys stayed there. :0)
Are the wings as good as everyone says?
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Meghan on 08 Jun 2008 at 8:14 pm #
A floating boobies snow globe would be WAY better than what we ended up getting. Which clearly rules out the diamonds. Damn.
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Meghan on 08 Jun 2008 at 8:22 pm #
Stefanie- I SWEAR I’ve seen your blog on Alltop. It’s THE place to be…you know for the “TOP” blogs?! You really haven’t heard of it? Cause it’s pretty much all about blogs like yours. Alltop.com
AllMediocre.com was started by me for people like me. Not on AllTop. It’s 80+ non-Alltop bloggers who email me to join and then we spend time reading & commenting on each other’s blogs. So we can increase our traffic and our comment counts. Because we’re not on “top.” But we want to be.
You’re MORE than welcome to join, although you really should be on Alltop. Which I already thought you were.
And I have no idea why comments were closed. I didn’t do that intentionally.
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Cookie on 08 Jun 2008 at 8:49 pm #
I’ve never been to Hooters, but I hear they have really good wings. I’m sure that’s why all the guys go there!
I hope hub doesn’t bring you a nice Hooter t-shirt as a souvenier :S
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JCK on 08 Jun 2008 at 9:42 pm #
Oh, you are SO going to BlogHer. Hooters! By GOD, you are GOING TO BLOGHER!!! Tell the hubs we’ll have male dancers named Sawyer & Jack who live on an island.
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Sarah on 09 Jun 2008 at 7:49 am #
Why am I suddenly very very afraid of what they brought you? *G*
Drinking too much and gambling too poorly. THAT should be the Vegas logo!!!
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Madge on 09 Jun 2008 at 7:54 am #
Ha! Hooters! They never grow up. N.E.V.E.R.
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Jess on 09 Jun 2008 at 10:35 am #
yes…I’m also very afraid of what came home with the boys…I can’t wait to see the next post!!
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anymommy on 09 Jun 2008 at 4:22 pm #
All I can say is that he owes you a weekend away all by yourself. Which, actually, isn’t a bad position to be in!
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Danielle on 09 Jun 2008 at 4:39 pm #
HAHAHAHA! T(O)(O) Funny!
The question is:
(O) (O)
or
(o) (o)
Mommy b(o)(o)by’s are much saggier….
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christy on 09 Jun 2008 at 5:29 pm #
If he doesn’t bring you guys some awesome gifts, I am going to be soooo pissed.
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Alice on 10 Jun 2008 at 5:16 am #
I’ve stayed at Circus Circus and believe me when I say you don’t want to ever stay there if you’ve got a clown fear.
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amanda on 10 Jun 2008 at 9:56 am #
i have to agree with alice. i’d take boobies over creepy clowns any day.
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Lulu on 10 Jun 2008 at 10:55 am #
Please, please, please don’t tell me your gifts have anything to do with owls or hot wings. Please. Don’t.
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HRH on 10 Jun 2008 at 11:47 am #
Sounds super classy.
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Melody on 10 Jun 2008 at 12:25 pm #
OH my – that is the funiest thing ever! You HAVE to include this in the round-up thingy next week, and if anyone give you crap about including youself, you tell them they’ll have to answer to me!!!
The pictures from the Part 3 post are also priceless!
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Jennifer H on 11 Jun 2008 at 12:50 pm #
My husband was once offered a job as legal counsel for Hooters, Inc. He wisely turned it down, thereby saving me years of having to tell people who he worked for.
You’re hilarious. I love all the (o)(o)’s!
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