Fonder?  Anxious?  Guilty?

Did you miss me?  It’s been a whopping FOUR days since my last post.  I’ve had absolutely nothing interesting to share with you since then.  No really, nothing.  Well, maybe a few things, but after talking about my Herpes scare, I was thoroughly enjoying seeing my post title scattered about the internet, so I figured I’d leave it there for a while.

I still really don’t have anything interesting to share with you, but there are a few random things rattling around in my brain, so I figure I’ll roll out every body’s favorite, The Random Bullet List!  Whoot!  Whoot!  Today’s episode is probably not going to be very interesting, so prepare yourselves now.  And please don’t unsubscribe.  I PROMISE I’ll come up with my usual witty, funny, totally entertaining stuff soon-ish.

  • Did you notice my new addition to the sidebar?  BlogHer ads!  Let’s hope that I’m as popular as I *think* and that this will lead to scads and scads of dough being thrown my way.   And by dough I mean MOOLAH, CASHOLA, DOLLAHS and not pizza or bread dough.  Although if anyone wants to send any of that my way, I’d be more than happy to take it.  KThanks.
  • Dylan got into Pre-School!  Cha!!!!  He’s starting next week when I’ll be joining him for the first two days, in an attempt to “transition” him to his new environment.  You know, since he’s NEVER even been with a babysitter and I’m going to be dropping his ass off in a structured school environment with 50 other children running rampant.  Apparently the staff thinks he might have some adjustment issues.
  • When we visited his school for the first time yesterday he told me he wanted to stay and that he was fine with DJ and I leaving him there.  Keep your fingers crossed that that sort of positive attitude continues.
  • Zach is still glasses-less.  I have my fingers crossed that they’ll be ready on Monday.  The poor kid is getting more and more cross-eyed by the day and it’s horribly pathetic to see.  I’ll try to get some pictures of it today to share with you.  So you can cringe and giggle right along with me.
  • My computer is fixed!   There are still a few issues, but I at least have access to email now.  All 800+ unread emails.   HOLY HELL people.  Holy hell.  If you don’t hear from me for another 4 days it’s probably because I’ve crawled into a hole and died.
  • I’m going to start a review blog, because I KNOW you all desperately want to know what I think about things.  Right?  Right?  Right?  Because I don’t give you enough opinions as it is now.
  • I’m having trouble coming up with a catchy NAME for my review blog, so I’m opening that up to all of you.  Any ideas?  It needs to have an available URL, which makes it difficult and I’m trying for something a little more fun & fiesty than “AMomTwoBoysReviews.com”.  Grandmaother suggested “AMomTwoBoysBoosandReviews.”  I thought she meant “booze” which sounded AWESOME cause then the “thing” about it could be that I’m drinking while trying stuff out and writing about it.  I KNOW, right?!  But she meant “boos” which is not nearly as fun.
  • *If you’re not an LA area blogger, this bullet point will probably not apply to you.  It might make you green with envy.  FYI*  I’m going to put together an LA Blogger get together.  One of my ideas is to coerce you all to come up to Santa Barbara for a day (I know, it’s torture).  We could get a limo type thing and go wine tasting.  Let me know if you’re interested.  And since that’s somewhat selfish, since you all live in LA and I don’t, we can also, or instead, put something together IN LA.  Thoughts?  Ideas?
  • Zach’s 1st Birthday is on the 17th.  The party is on the 16th.  You’re all invited.  There will be liquor and Grandmaother and cake.
  • On a final, more serious note, we’re going to discuss my friend Hannah.  HI Hannah!  Hannah is 29 weeks pregnant with baby Andrew.  Baby Andrew is already proving to be a stubborn little bugger and is causing Hannah ALL SORTS of grief.  He has a blockage in his urethra that is causing his bladder to back up and his amniotic fluid levels to drop.  She spent last week being taken care of by an amazing team of Doctors, Nurses and hospital staff in Los Angeles, as they decided the best course of action in keeping Baby Andrew a) unborn b) healthy.  Two very important aspects to any “29 weeker.”  She’s back home now awaiting some test results and has surgery tentatively scheduled for Wednesday.  At which time they’re going to attempt to insert a catheter into Baby Andrew’s bladder WITHOUT delivering him.  Yes.  That’s what I said.  SO, let’s throw the positive power of the internet behind Hannah & Baby Andrew and send some good thoughts their way.  For now Hannah’s happy to be home and on bed rest so she can catch up on her beloved General Hospital.  :0)  I’ll force her to read the comments, so tell her hello!
  • AND, she’s been asked to be a part of a Discovery Health show about her situation, so tell her she absolutely MUST partake.  She’s adorable (and seriously feisty, so she’d be a HOOT to watch).  Her husband’s in the Air Force, their 3 year old daughter is GORGEOUS and they’d be the freakin’ cutest family EVER on TV.  For Reals.  Plus I’ll totally force my way into her hospital room when she finally does have Andrew (in another 7 weeks, fingers crossed!) and then I’LL get to be on TV too!  Not selfish at all.

And with that, I’m going to leave you.  It’s FIESTA! time in Santa Barbara, so we’re on our way BACK down there to drink hang out for the weekend.  Dylan is seriously excited to get to spend the night at Grandma Pam & Poppy’s house.   So is Tahoe.

Ole!

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