I’m RICH! I’m RICH! I’m…RICH?
This was in my inbox today:
*click it to enlarge*
And while I was VERY sad to hear that Engr. Jochen Kruger has passed, I’m SUPER DUPER EXCITED that he left ME all that money!
How incredibly generous of him. May he rest in peace.
But back to me, because, OH, the things I could do with $30,100,000.00!
My favorite part is that he assures me that while it MAY sound strange and unbelievable, it is, in fact, real and true.
That’s all I need to hear.
I’m sold. I’m totally emailing Barrister Marcus Andreen, Esq. back ASAP.
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Undomestic Diva on 19 Mar 2009 at 8:58 am #
I just hope you’re sharing. ‘Cause if you’re not, we’re breaking up you selfish, selfish bitch.
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Maura on 19 Mar 2009 at 9:04 am #
Awesome! And when that money clears and is in your account? I have a very lovely bridge with an unbeatable view to offer for your purchase.
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Joy on 19 Mar 2009 at 9:04 am #
He he he, and after your done with that e-mail, could you cash this check for me? I assure you it’s good……
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jessica on 19 Mar 2009 at 9:24 am #
Hey,
those are the same people who found me on Craigs List and wanted to buy my treadmill.. Swear to God.
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heather... on 19 Mar 2009 at 9:27 am #
I hope this means you’re finally moving closer to me! And also buying me a new car.
heather…s last blog post..Teenager
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papa-oomau-al on 19 Mar 2009 at 9:53 am #
But WAIT!! He offered ME $30,200,000.00 — he always liked me best.
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Bridge on 19 Mar 2009 at 11:14 am #
Me too! I got the exact same email. He was one rich gentleman, our mutual benefactor.
Bridges last blog post..Reunion
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Amy in OHio on 19 Mar 2009 at 11:16 am #
Thank goodness, now I can’t stop playing the lottery and come shack up in your guest house like your very own Kato Kaelin.
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Heather @ Domestic Extraordinaire on 19 Mar 2009 at 1:03 pm #
I bet he wanted to make your life better because he heard that you were trying to find a sponsor to BlogHer. But you didn’t read the clause at the end of the email. You must buy all your AM BFF’s iPhones-cuz dude…that’s a lot o’ cash. *snicker*
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melissaz on 19 Mar 2009 at 3:05 pm #
Well, I got a letter from none other than Vladimir Putin himself saying that he had money for me. So there.
melissazs last blog post..More things to ponder…
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Manic Mommy on 19 Mar 2009 at 5:09 pm #
Silly girl, you’re being scammed. Unlike me, who is receiving 150,000 British pounds because of a contest I didn’t even enter. I’m lucky that way.
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Issa on 19 Mar 2009 at 5:50 pm #
I’d uh keep your day job. Just until the money shows up at least.
Issas last blog post..Uncle Marky
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Amazing Greis on 20 Mar 2009 at 4:03 am #
I hope you plan on sharing this new found wealth with your bloggy friends. I mean, cuz really, $30,100,000 is A LOT of money and I’m totally not greedy, I only need about $1,000,000. But, if you want to give me more I wouldn’t not take it!
Amazing Greiss last blog post..This is so NOT on my diet plan…
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Z on 21 Mar 2009 at 4:05 am #
How, um, TOTALLY AWESOME for you. Wench.
Zs last blog post..disappointed
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Joe @ Irrational Dad on 21 Mar 2009 at 8:45 am #
I’ve actually received text messages to my phone that said I needed to respond ASAP to claim my $12,000,000 from a dead relative’s estate.
A text message. I’m currently waiting for someone to start going door to door offering people millions of dollars.
Joe @ Irrational Dads last blog post..Tides
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Dani on 21 Mar 2009 at 8:56 pm #
Your friend sounds much more trustworthy than our Nigerian prince in need of a 1997 Honda Accord. He sent us a $5K check, while we were deployed, to ship Patrick’s car (which had been for sale before we left) to him. It was totally counterfeit, but Patrick thought he would give it a shot at depositing it. His bank put it in his account, then took it back out. Wonder why? Just when I thought we had made it through somewhat unscathed, $600 was withdrawn from Patrick’s account from an ATM in Istanbul. “No, we are not in Turkey…” I tried to warn him, but us women are CRRRRRAAAAAZY.
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Meghan Reply:
March 25th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Ha!
Did you get the $600 back?
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Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children on 25 Mar 2009 at 10:31 am #
I assume that since I haven’t seen you around for awhile, you must be on vacation in Bora Bora with all your money. No! Wait! You’re on your yacht.
Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for childrens last blog post..Spring well spent
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D. Savage on 13 May 2009 at 11:04 am #
Get your money grubbing hans off my inheritance.
My reply to the email:
Thanks but I don’t need your inheritance money. I have already inherited $300,000,000 from the Tsunami disaster in Indonesia. Plus, I recently won, no less than, six lotteries in Europe and one in England… in the last week alone. Not to mention the work I am doing helping out a Nigerian official launder money. Besides, my job as a personal shopper has been keeping me very busy as of late, with all those trips to the Western Union.
Hey, Here’s an idea, why don’t you just keep it all as a tip for finding and alerting me? Just, send me the check, I will endose it and send it right back.
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