SCARECROWS
I think I need to install parental controls on my computer.
I’m pretty sure Dylan has been reading The Bloggess.
Which would be cool, if he was 30 and I could pretend he has no idea what a vagina was.
But at 4, I don’t think he needs lessons on Coochy Shaving Cream or Giant Labias.
Maybe I’m just a prude.
Anyway, the other night he ended up in bed with us.
And I swear to fucking god he yelled out “SCARECROWS!” in his sleep.
And EVERYONE knows that scarecrows are pretty much the 4 year old equivalent to Wolverines.
So, The Bloggess will now be blocked to those who don’t know the password (which will be: “Squidvaginaone-eyed-pirates-named-Stevelabiabeaverflashasianneighbor“, which is thanks to Houston, in case you need to know it)
Because, really, I don’t want to have to deal with explaining fisting to my preschooler.
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Jenny, Bloggess on 18 Mar 2009 at 4:52 am #
Sometimes when I see it all in one place I scare myself.
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Issa on 18 Mar 2009 at 8:24 am #
Kids grow up way too fast these days.
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Joe @ Irrational Dad on 18 Mar 2009 at 5:43 pm #
Fisting, vaginas, giant labias…. how have I not bookmarked that site sooner?!
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heather... on 19 Mar 2009 at 8:53 am #
next time I see Dylan I’m going to teach him all kinds of crazy words. I can’t wait.
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Amy in OHio on 19 Mar 2009 at 11:37 am #
Fine, don’t explain it to Dylan, but when you get a moment, could you explain it to me?
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JCK on 26 Mar 2009 at 8:00 pm #
Just be glad he didn’t yell…Scarecrows! With Giant Labias!
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