I’ve had that damn song stuck in my had ALL DAY LONG.  But really only the first two lines, because that’s all I know.

Anyway, I got home from the Boston and New York trip on Saturday.  It’s definitely nice to be home, but I miss my girls like nobody’s business.  I will tell you how much love I have for them, and how freaktastically awesome the trip was another day.  It’s too much to throw together in a quick and thoughtless fashion.

Which is totally what I’m doing right now.  Heh.

You see, I’m getting ready to head out of town AGAIN.  This time to Las Vegas.  WITH. MY. KIDS.

Yes, you heard me correctly.  I’m going to be one of THOSE people.

The kind of person who takes my children to Sin City.  To mingle with prostitutes, strippers*, pimps and derelicts in general.

Oh, and Playboy bunnies, because we’re staying at The Palms.  Home of The Playboy Club.

You would think that parents who DO choose to take their young children to Vegas would stay at a “child friendly” resort.  Like Circus Circus.  Or Treasure Island.  Or even The Mirage.  They have dolphins which, in my mind is equal to child friendly.

But no. We chose The Palms.  It’s a long story that I’m not going to bore you with.  But it comes down to location and my snooty attitude towards shitty hotels.

I’m hopeful we’ll see the cast of Real World.  Or maybe Heff’s girlfriends will be there.  That would be awesome.  They can nuzzle Zach’s blond bespectacled head amongst their ginormous boobs.  I could take a photo and use it as my Christmas card.  The possibilities are endless, really.

Where was I going with all of this?

Oh, right.  I’m going to be in Vegas.  With my kids.  And I’m not entirely sure about the internet situation.  And whether or not my husband will divorce me if I PAY to connect to the internet from our hotel room.

But he’ll be at a work thing for two full days, and I’ll be alone.  In a hotel room at nap time.  By myself.  Well, with the boys.  But without adult interaction.  I will need my interwebz.

So, in conclusion (because I can’t continue rambling on like this forever) I’m hopeful I will post again in the next few days.  But don’t count on it.

*I have nothing against strippers.  I just frown upon exposing young children to Strippers.  Unlike these people:

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